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Offline Vox Dei

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[forum-game] Misanthropic paradise
« on: December 05, 2008, 11:19:03 am »
Let's begin here with a small, vicious, truely perverted game. The one that will be totally forbidden on most of the game (and not only game) forums. Let's ruin taboo.

Do you love people as much as I do?  :biglove:

Do you consider that people look better, when they are dead?

Then you're wellcome in our small misanthropic paradise. Just use your brain and imagination.

Rules are very simple:
First player names some object.
Second player answers, how by the use of this object a .... human can be killed. And then, names the next one.
Third player answers, how he would kill a man with this object. And then, names the next one....
And so on, ans so on, and so on...

So, I'll begin.

Object: Engineers File
Kill, Kill, Kill for inner peace.
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb for mental health.
Therapy through violence!

Offline Dr.Sol

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Re: [forum-game] Misanthropic paradise
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 03:29:15 pm »
Hmm... nice.

With Engineers File you can  pare and polish fingernails.
So let's start with this. Nails... then phalangeal bone. One by one.
When no fingers left, i'll continue with palm, forearm, the whole arm.
Yes, it is quite long, but full of sweety screams of your victim - it is important for  your "friend" to remain  bright-eyed.

And the next item will be.... *looks around*.... bunch of keys
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 03:34:14 pm by Dr.Sol »